thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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