Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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