why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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