I was born with a shot glass in my hand
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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