These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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