Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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