I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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