We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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