just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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