My sheets look like a crime scene.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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