Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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