Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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