So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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