We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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