xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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