I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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