She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
