Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
So. Much. Porn.
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