Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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