yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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