I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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