I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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