i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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