nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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