why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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