I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
