she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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