i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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