Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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