talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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