WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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