there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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