Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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