She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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