i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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