Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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