I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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