What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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