I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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