Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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