If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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