I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I am naked and annoyed.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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