the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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