quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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