He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she told me i tasted like america
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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