So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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