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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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