I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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