found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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