Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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