he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
More tranny stories later!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
try to milk me bitch
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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