is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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